![]() 03/30/2015 at 13:07 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Another tale of the crazy old men. NSFW Language ahead, but a safety image to start:
So one of the retired guys who drives cars for us keeps getting sales calls from a pharmacy that wants to sell him boner pills. I heard his side of that conversation today:
"Hello. Yeah this is Richard. Why would I want Viagra or Cialis? I'm 78 years old. I can't be bothered with that. Well are you inviting me to an orgy? Well if you aren't inviting me over to an orgy then why would I need those pills?"
I love that stuff.
![]() 03/30/2015 at 13:13 |
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I think by "crazy" you actually mean "awesome".
My grandfather is 91 and talks about all the younger ladies at the senior center. By younger, he typically means early 80s.
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He could afford to be a bit more optimistic about whether people would invite him to an orgy. I mean, he could have one big chance and just miss it, and that would be sad.